Nice art, belongs in the art portal.
A shame it cant go there.
This game is literally Quest Log Simulator. You just keep clicking on your quest log, your character automatically runs to the location you need to be, you read a bit of story, you click on the quest log again, your characer goes into a battle and the battle is 100% automated, the only thing you have to do is pick up the gold that drops. then you get a drop and it has a big button that says "YOU PICKED SOMETHING UP DO YOU WANT TO EQUIP IT?!" and you're like yes and then you keep doing that, and then you level up and you click the bouncing orb and it levels up the next stat, there's no customization in your abilities. The game pretends you have side quests which are things such as LIKE US ON FACEBOOK and SEND EVERYONE UNSOLICITED FRIEND REQUESTS! but of course everyone wants to accept the requests because it helps you complete the quest. so you'll end up with 5 people you don't know or care about on your friends list.
Literally all this game is "Click on a flashing button and watch cutscenes" it's not a game. this is a fucking power point presentation
This 'was' good... as in past tense
this was epic till I saw the gun and it made me think you were trying to be cool or something.... I thought it was silly and just some random cheese in the bed slowly being uncovered, but then the gun made it look too serious instead of seeming like a joke. 2/5 4/10
Very nice and original game ^^ I actually came up with strategies for the a couple of the levels that don't really require much skill though. hehe but it's still fun. Trying to find the secret achivement throughout the game was fun too hehe. It was quite hillarious when I finally did find it after beating the game hehe
Stage 1 Strategy:
1. hold forward
2. Press Jump
3. Wait till player is in the air
Stage 2 Strategy:
Try to stay as high as you can by jumping on block towers and then on the falling ones, be careful not to get squished.
Stage 3 Strategy:
Run in circles around the circle and jump over any bit of glowing ground in your path, make sure you dont land on any glowing ground or spike
Stay as far away as possible, He only attacks on the beat so jump over him just after a beat then when he turns dim stops moving and mellow music plays, jump on him.
Good for curing boredom, then gives you lots of boredom... :P
Incredibly boring, stupid, low res, crappy, repetitive, terrible sounds, fun but repetitive jingles, annoying 1/3 of a second repeating jet noise, terrible collision detection, fuzzy interference. You've emulated the Amiga, Apple II, and Atari perfectly! LOL very nice job! (my highscore: 5300, then I died and it was too boring and annoying to try again lol) 10/10 5/5
It's like one of those professional looking but poorly made games you'd find on the cartoon network website. Terrible physics one track one bike nothing to unlock and purley made of sprites that aren't synced with the framerate... (2/5)
I've been playing for hours lol its a really fun game but I haven't gotten "ADDICTED" achivement... and I've also gotten the "master" and "World Edge" achivement but not the "amature" achivement, or the "In Space" achivement :P but w/e it's still an awesome game :)
No not really...
nice job if your just a beginner I suppose but not a game worth getting through the portal. Sorry.
I've been standing on the powerups all throughout story mode and every time I get to that trash compactor level the only way I kill people is by putting them in that, yet I never got the achivements! I think something's wrong here...
Other than that, played this game when it came out and it's still awesome :)
Two opponents in one match, you know? Not one enemy and one friendly. Not one in each of two matches. I've never had problems with this one. Earned it at least 5 times during testing.
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